Three halves make not a whole.
Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Summer Construction Edition
Brilliant ideas for pushing Ted’s road rage buttons.
How to RSVP, you loutish clod.
Simple and self-evident, right? Now stop fucking up my parties.
Savoring every bite one open-mouthed chomp at a time.
Your impersonation of a goat noshing on trash dump fruit is spot on. Now quit it.
Thanks for the update.
May his dreams be dreadful.
Bourbon Hipsters. Goddammit.
Ted gazes into the abyss, which gazes back into him. [Shit—Nietzsche hipster…]
FU, General Motors. You’re toast.
Not to get all political…
Why Don’t You Already?
Please start with the month-old hard-boiled one at the back of the fridge. Thanks.
Thirsty? Sorry, no one refilled the GODDAMN WATER COOLER!
It’s a simple operation, you numbskulls.
Into the Pot, Already Boiling
GLUG GLUG GLUG
