Stagnant Repositories:
- What the Hell Is This Contorted Wreck of Inadequacy Run Amok?
- The Heap
- The Heap at a Glance
- Correspondence to the Baboons
- Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza Tips & BTS
Piles:
- Curated Bescumberment
- Ensuing Ephemera
- Notes from 'Dactor
- Oddities & Effluvia
- Ted Crumski
- Uncategorized
Contributors to the Heap:
- Master Redactor (10)
- Slappy McGee (134)
- Ted Crumski (22)
That Time of the Month:
- May 2025
- February 2025
- January 2025
- December 2024
- November 2024
- October 2024
- June 2024
- May 2024
- March 2024
- February 2024
- January 2024
- December 2023
- October 2023
- September 2023
- August 2023
- July 2023
- June 2023
- May 2023
- April 2023
- March 2023
- January 2023
- December 2022
- November 2022
- October 2022
- September 2022
- June 2022
- May 2022
- March 2022
- February 2022
- January 2022
- December 2021
- November 2021
- October 2021
- July 2021
- June 2021
- May 2021
- April 2021
- March 2021
- February 2021
- January 2021
- December 2020
- November 2020
- October 2020
- September 2020
- August 2020
- June 2020
- January 2020
- January 2019
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- October 2017
- August 2017
- June 2017
- May 2017
- April 2017
- January 2017
- November 2016
- June 2016
- April 2016
- March 2016
- January 2016
- September 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- February 2014
Egesta:
- Ganesha: He who brings clarity in chaos, strength in stillness.
- Maxillius the Harvester of the Congregation of Necronominus
- “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”
- CARVED: A Demon Xmas
- Scrooge & Marley
- Claus & Claws
- The Ghost of Xmas Past
- Know what I mean, Vern?
- It’s Showtime
- A Hand in the Darkness
- Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2024
- May the 4th: Jar Jar’s Hero Fantasy
- Nossy Gonna Nos
- Crystar Redux
- The Maitlands
- 002: Jump Snowman’s Non-Dual Awakening
- Curmudgeons Day 2024
- [Beetlejuice]*3
- Bartholomew Vex
- Happy Holidays from CIAJ, the Jolliest Bunch of A*holes
- The Ghost of Jacob Marley
- Welcome to Gangreene Estates
- The Masque of the Red Death
- Captain Deadstar, YARRR! The Worst…
- Nosferatu Lurks
- p0Яt4L
- Sun Wukong, Awakened to Emptiness
- ALF @ Melmac Cosmic Con
- Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza Tips & BTS
- Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2023
- Meditations on Curmudgeonry
- May the 4th: Imperial Oversight
- 001: The Instantiation of Gans Boy v2A.00X48751C
- Sgt. Slaughter’s Desert PT
- Curmudgeons Day 2023
- Merry Curmudgeonmas 2022
- NaNoWriMo 2022
- For Tonight, We Ride!
- A Ruckus in Freetown
- Horror Bugz
- I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning…
- May the 4th: Reflections of Vader
- A Glowing Recommendation for Accommodations—in Subternia!
- Triskaphilia
- CIAJ on Substack. (Yeah, they’re trying this now.)
- Curmudgeons Day 2022
- Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
- Krampus schlägt dumme und ungezogene Kinder. Danke, Krampus.
- Skelegod
- Nice hat. Where did you get it?
- Heads Will Roll
- Evil Does Not Die Tonight
- The Mercenary Who Wished to Be a Poet
- Knowing is More Than Half the Battle When Your Enemies Are Bumbling Morons
- Zartan, Master of Weirdo Disguises
- Mutagen Man
- Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna kill us all!
- Fighting for Sewer Scraps
- I am many things, but here I am God.
- The Heist
- Boomstick
- A Failed Apprentice Makes A Foolish Master
- A Pi Day Grievously Short on Pie
- Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
- An Assault in and of Snow
- The Maxx in the Outback
- Peace Sells… but Who’s Buying?
- FML from Hook Mountain
- Wampa v. Tauntaun
- Dr. Decker & Mr. Button Face
- Finger-Wagging Fascist
- Birth is always painful.
- Cobra Commander’s Near-Impotent Rage
- MoTU Murder Set Pieces
- “The mind is a labyrinth… a puzzle”
- Count Orlok
- This is fine.
- Groovy…
- B&G:AOCD#3: The ‘P’ Word
- No pressure whatsoever.
- OINK!
- B&G Moody Promo Headshots
- What’s Your Pleasure, Sir?
- “Mind Your Mincers (He’s Brown Bread)”
- Oh hai. Just flirting with obsolescence.
- Horror in Clay
- Froat Cuh-uhs, A CIAJ Musical: “Have You Ever?”
- Curmudgeons Day 2020
- Curmudgeons Day 2019
- A Mortality Event
- Curmudgeons Day 2018
- American Sh*thole
- NaNoWriMo 2017
- Things I Detest #1: Hideously Audible Public Yawning
- Read Some Werdz in Print Funeral!
- Alien Indifference
- Slappy’s Menagerie: Kangaroceros
- Slappy McGee’s Menagerie of Really F’d Up Creatures & Things
- B&G:AOCD#2: May the Fourth
- The Sniveling Spicer: A Particularly Lame and Unimpressive Monster
- Nothing Witty. Just Trump as a Pig. A Trumpig.
- I Finally Got off My Dead Ass and Doodled ‘Dactor
- Curmudgeons Day 2017
- Start warming up them jaws, RINOs…
- Progress.
- The Emperor Loves Fireball
- A Confluence of Gaping Orifices
- It’s only fair that the annoyance and struggle be equitable
- Do you have a minute to talk about the reports…?
- He Is Risen!
- Trump Or: Our Most Accurate Doodle of a Human Butthole to Date
- It’s Curmudgeons Day Again.
- Doppelgänger Conspiracy or: Wednesday
- An Illustration of False Equivalence
- Boba & Greedo: An Odd-Couple Dramedy
- F TX in the ( * )
- A Double Dalliance in Eternia
- New CIAJ Contact Form
- Slappy Scrutinizes… Q*bert’s Conundrum – S/T
- Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Winter 2015 Edition
- Better start angling for a car assignment now…
- January 29th is Curmudgeons Day
- The White Walker Cares Not About Your Pittance of Snow
- Nobody better lay a finger on my… Wait, this is gross.
- B&G:AOCD#1: A Tree Trimming Squabble Needn’t Be Solved By Blasters
- I didn’t want to shovel, but I didn’t want to mop either
- It’s a CIAJ Xmas, 2014 ed.
- Ted Gives Thanks
- It’s that time of year. Take a bite.
- A Measured Response
- The Official Whisky of CIAJ
- Voting Day
- A Curmudgeon’s Halloween
- CIAJ on Society6
- Facebook Launch
- Ted flies on the 9/11 anniversary
- Coming Soon:: Boba & Greedo: An Odd-Couple Dramedy
- Thank you, Robin.
- A list of things
- TMNT: The Corruptor’s Comeuppance
- The Tracker
- HALF MEN!!!
- Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Summer Construction Edition
- How to RSVP, you loutish clod.
- Savoring every bite one open-mouthed chomp at a time.
- Thanks for the update.
- Bourbon Hipsters. Goddammit.
- FU, General Motors. You’re toast.
- Why Don’t You Already?
- Thirsty? Sorry, no one refilled the GODDAMN WATER COOLER!
- Into the Pot, Already Boiling
- Friggin’ Fanfuggintastic Las Vegas
- Doug Finally Gets a Break
- Outlook, You’re Both a Piece of Shit and Not Free
- Dimple Pinch & the Crystal Blue Rocks
- Slappy by Slappy
- Chug Ya’self Some!
- Hey, How’d Ya Like Some?
- A Curmudgeon’s Easter
- Revelations at Isengard
- April (Snow) Showers May Bring RAGE
- Congratulations! You Win!
- Launch Note from ‘Dactor
- Curmudgeon in a Jar
- Pre-launch Note from Your Pal ‘Dactor
- Ted says…
