What, you don’t have your 40-year-old action figures?
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The Maitlands
Contributed by Slappy McGee
“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”
002: Jump Snowman’s Non-Dual Awakening
Contributed by Slappy McGee
A Pointless Paroxysm #002
Curmudgeons Day 2024
Contributed by Slappy McGee
Another year down. Please not many more.
[Beetlejuice]*3
Contributed by Slappy McGee
“*That* is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe. I won’t.”
Bartholomew Vex
Contributed by Slappy McGee
Eldritch terrors are a riot!
Happy Holidays from CIAJ, the Jolliest Bunch of A*holes
Contributed by Slappy McGee
Happy Holidays from the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
The Ghost of Jacob Marley
Contributed by Slappy McGee
“You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
Welcome to Gangreene Estates
Contributed by Slappy McGee
‘Allo, gubnah…
The Masque of the Red Death
Contributed by Slappy McGee
“And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.”
Captain Deadstar, YARRR! The Worst…
Contributed by Slappy McGee
Avast! I spy a bilge-sucking son of a biscuit eater!
Nosferatu Lurks
Contributed by Slappy McGee
“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”
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Curated Bescumberment
002: Jump Snowman’s Non-Dual Awakening
Contributed by Slappy McGee
A Pointless Paroxysm #002
Sun Wukong, Awakened to Emptiness
Contributed by Slappy McGee
Yeah, flirting with Buddhism lately since utter Nihilism has reached a plateau…
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza Tips & BTS
Contributed by Slappy McGee
The tutorial we were actually asked for!
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2023
Contributed by Slappy McGee
June saw a burst of content from the CIAJ crew (well, work almost entirely by me, Slappy). We (ah hem, I) participated in Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza, and—to our utter amazement—won Week 3, as chosen by guest […]
Meditations on Curmudgeonry
Contributed by Slappy McGee
That’s, like, the perspectival qualitative character of your subjective experience, man.
001: The Instantiation of Gans Boy v2A.00X48751C
Contributed by Slappy McGee
A Pointless Paroxysm #001
CIAJ on Substack. (Yeah, they’re trying this now.)
Contributed by Master Redactor
The following message is from the Master Redactor.
Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
Contributed by Slappy McGee
“Kinda hot in these rhinos…”
Skelegod
Contributed by Slappy McGee
“Look at my face, child! It has furnished for me a lonely life in which none would have me as a man. So then let me be a god.” (Background image used with permission: “Snake Mountain” by Tony Washington)
Mutagen Man
Contributed by Slappy McGee
“the slime of all my yesterdays rots in the hollow of my skull”—Syliva Plath
Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna kill us all!
Contributed by Slappy McGee
“THEN SO BE IT!”
A Mortality Event
Contributed by Ted Crumski
What the shit are these gilded lunatics up to?