You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Ernest P. Worrell?!
Top of the Heap
It’s Showtime
You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Beetlejuice?!
A Hand in the Darkness
In which Frankenstein’s creature is delivered from the shadows into an unsuspecting world by Theodore Sodcutter.
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2024
Why do we manage to overcomplicate absolutely everything?
May the 4th: Jar Jar’s Hero Fantasy
“Meesa thinkin’ this unlikely.”
Nossy Gonna Nos
“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”
Crystar Redux
What, you don’t have your 40-year-old action figures?
The Maitlands
“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”
002: Jump Snowman’s Non-Dual Awakening
A Pointless Paroxysm #002
Curmudgeons Day 2024
Another year down. Please not many more.
[Beetlejuice]*3
“*That* is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe. I won’t.”
Bartholomew Vex
Eldritch terrors are a riot!
Lower in the Heap...
Curated Bescumberment
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2024
Why do we manage to overcomplicate absolutely everything?
002: Jump Snowman’s Non-Dual Awakening
A Pointless Paroxysm #002
Sun Wukong, Awakened to Emptiness
Yeah, flirting with Buddhism lately since utter Nihilism has reached a plateau…
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza Tips & BTS
The tutorial we were actually asked for!
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2023
June saw a burst of content from the CIAJ crew (well, work almost entirely by me, Slappy). We (ah hem, I) participated in Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza, and—to our utter amazement—won Week 3, as chosen by guest […]
Meditations on Curmudgeonry
That’s, like, the perspectival qualitative character of your subjective experience, man.
001: The Instantiation of Gans Boy v2A.00X48751C
A Pointless Paroxysm #001
CIAJ on Substack. (Yeah, they’re trying this now.)
The following message is from the Master Redactor.
Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
“Kinda hot in these rhinos…”
Skelegod
“Look at my face, child! It has furnished for me a lonely life in which none would have me as a man. So then let me be a god.” (Background image used with permission: “Snake Mountain” by Tony Washington)
Mutagen Man
“the slime of all my yesterdays rots in the hollow of my skull”—Syliva Plath
Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna kill us all!
“THEN SO BE IT!”
