Oh, TSA. So predictable in your unpredictability.
A list of things
Lists are very important to my organizational schemes.
Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Summer Construction Edition
Brilliant ideas for pushing Ted’s road rage buttons.
How to RSVP, you loutish clod.
Simple and self-evident, right? Now stop fucking up my parties.
Savoring every bite one open-mouthed chomp at a time.
Your impersonation of a goat noshing on trash dump fruit is spot on. Now quit it.
Bourbon Hipsters. Goddammit.
Ted gazes into the abyss, which gazes back into him. [Shit—Nietzsche hipster…]
FU, General Motors. You’re toast.
Not to get all political…
Thirsty? Sorry, no one refilled the GODDAMN WATER COOLER!
It’s a simple operation, you numbskulls.
Into the Pot, Already Boiling
GLUG GLUG GLUG
Outlook, You’re Both a Piece of Shit and Not Free
For those as dimwitted as Microsoft designers: Yes, that is the Outlook logo made to look like an asshole.
