Not to get all political…
All things Ted.
Everything you could ever want from Ted Crumski, plus piles and piles more.
Thirsty? Sorry, no one refilled the GODDAMN WATER COOLER!
It’s a simple operation, you numbskulls.
Into the Pot, Already Boiling
GLUG GLUG GLUG
Outlook, You’re Both a Piece of Shit and Not Free
For those as dimwitted as Microsoft designers: Yes, that is the Outlook logo made to look like an asshole.
A Curmudgeon’s Easter
It’s hard to be a grouch with all the pastel colors and candy. And Ted loves the story of Jesus and the Easter Bunny vanquishing their Roman oppressors.
April (Snow) Showers May Bring RAGE
Fuck you, weather. Thank you, weather.
Curmudgeon in a Jar
Ted is a curmudgeon, and, in this illustration, he is in a jar.
Ted says…
Don’t bother.
