“Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.”
Top of the Heap
Here Lies Betelgeuse
“Nice fuckin’ model!”
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
“Attention K-Mart Shoppers!”
You think I’m qualified?
“I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”
Go ahead, make my millennium.
“Go ahead, make my millennium.”
ODERUS LIVES!
Slappy is a bohab. Not “The Ultimate Bohab”, but yeah, pretty bohabby.
The Jersey Devil
Fear, for the 13th Child takes flight in the Pine Barrens!
Little Dragon Imp
Feeling Lucky?
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2025
Week 3 Winner!
Ganesha: He who brings clarity in chaos, strength in stillness.
Welcoming wisdom, prosperity, and new beginnings.
Maxillius the Harvester of the Congregation of Necronominus
The Persistence of Time
“It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”
“I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go.”
Lower in the Heap...
Curated Bescumberment
Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.
“Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.”
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2025
Week 3 Winner!
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2024
Why do we manage to overcomplicate absolutely everything?
002: Jump Snowman’s Non-Dual Awakening
A Pointless Paroxysm #002
Sun Wukong, Awakened to Emptiness
Yeah, flirting with Buddhism lately since utter Nihilism has reached a plateau…
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza Tips & BTS
The tutorial we were actually asked for!
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2023
June saw a burst of content from the CIAJ crew (well, work almost entirely by me, Slappy). We (ah hem, I) participated in Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza, and—to our utter amazement—won Week 3, as chosen by guest […]
Meditations on Curmudgeonry
That’s, like, the perspectival qualitative character of your subjective experience, man.
001: The Instantiation of Gans Boy v2A.00X48751C
A Pointless Paroxysm #001
CIAJ on Substack. (Yeah, they’re trying this now.)
The following message is from the Master Redactor.
Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
“Kinda hot in these rhinos…”
Skelegod
“Look at my face, child! It has furnished for me a lonely life in which none would have me as a man. So then let me be a god.” (Background image used with permission: “Snake Mountain” by Tony Washington)
