Your impersonation of a goat noshing on trash dump fruit is spot on. Now quit it.
Bourbon Hipsters. Goddammit.
Ted gazes into the abyss, which gazes back into him. [Shit—Nietzsche hipster…]
FU, General Motors. You’re toast.
Not to get all political…
Thirsty? Sorry, no one refilled the GODDAMN WATER COOLER!
It’s a simple operation, you numbskulls.
Outlook, You’re Both a Piece of Shit and Not Free
For those as dimwitted as Microsoft designers: Yes, that is the Outlook logo made to look like an asshole.
April (Snow) Showers May Bring RAGE
Fuck you, weather. Thank you, weather.
