The following message is from the Master Redactor.
Cobra Commander’s Near-Impotent Rage
“What would you have me do with Washington? Pepper it with spitballs?”
Curmudgeons Day 2019
Wise words from our brother in curmudgeonry.
Things I Detest #1: Hideously Audible Public Yawning
Shut yer daggone soup cooler, Sleepy.
An Illustration of False Equivalence
It’s not that we’re saying you don’t have the right to say crazy shit, just that the crazy shit you’re saying makes you a fucking idiot holding up progress.
F TX in the ( * )
Slappy: I don’t think I can draw a good butthole. Ted: Not true. You did that self-portrait, remember? Dactor: 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001!
I don’t even know where to start. Do I really have to write a substantiating argument? No; no I do not.
Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Winter 2015 Edition
Snow brings out the perfect manifestation of irrational rage in us. It also brings out morons and assholes, for whom we have very rational rage.
Ted flies on the 9/11 anniversary
Oh, TSA. So predictable in your unpredictability.
Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Summer Construction Edition
Brilliant ideas for pushing Ted’s road rage buttons.
How to RSVP, you loutish clod.
Simple and self-evident, right? Now stop fucking up my parties.
