Your impersonation of a goat noshing on trash dump fruit is spot on. Now quit it.
Archives for 2014
Thanks for the update.
May his dreams be dreadful.
Bourbon Hipsters. Goddammit.
Ted gazes into the abyss, which gazes back into him. [Shit—Nietzsche hipster…]
FU, General Motors. You’re toast.
Not to get all political…
Why Don’t You Already?
Please start with the month-old hard-boiled one at the back of the fridge. Thanks.
Thirsty? Sorry, no one refilled the GODDAMN WATER COOLER!
It’s a simple operation, you numbskulls.
Into the Pot, Already Boiling
GLUG GLUG GLUG
Friggin’ Fanfuggintastic Las Vegas
If you can name a more enjoyable parade of weirdos I’ll buy the next round at Fat Tuesday.
Doug Finally Gets a Break
Poor Doug, you can’t win even when you’re trying to lose.
Outlook, You’re Both a Piece of Shit and Not Free
For those as dimwitted as Microsoft designers: Yes, that is the Outlook logo made to look like an asshole.
