Not to get all political…
Archives for May 2014
Why Don’t You Already?
Please start with the month-old hard-boiled one at the back of the fridge. Thanks.
Thirsty? Sorry, no one refilled the GODDAMN WATER COOLER!
It’s a simple operation, you numbskulls.
Into the Pot, Already Boiling
GLUG GLUG GLUG
Friggin’ Fanfuggintastic Las Vegas
If you can name a more enjoyable parade of weirdos I’ll buy the next round at Fat Tuesday.
Doug Finally Gets a Break
Poor Doug, you can’t win even when you’re trying to lose.
Outlook, You’re Both a Piece of Shit and Not Free
For those as dimwitted as Microsoft designers: Yes, that is the Outlook logo made to look like an asshole.
Dimple Pinch & the Crystal Blue Rocks
The One Who Knocks prefers it not on the rocks.
Slappy by Slappy
This is a doodle I made of myself. I doodled myself.
Chug Ya’self Some!
Just like our competitor’s product, it’s almost impossible to get out all the slushy stuff at the end.