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Archives for May 2014

FU, General Motors. You’re toast.

25th May 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Not to get all political…

Filed Under: Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants Tagged With: Fun with words, RAGEgiving

Why Don’t You Already?

22nd May 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Please start with the month-old hard-boiled one at the back of the fridge. Thanks.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles

Thirsty? Sorry, no one refilled the GODDAMN WATER COOLER!

22nd May 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

It’s a simple operation, you numbskulls.

Filed Under: Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants Tagged With: RAGEgiving, Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules

Into the Pot, Already Boiling

19th May 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

GLUG GLUG GLUG

Filed Under: Ted Crumski, Werdz Tagged With: egesta

Friggin’ Fanfuggintastic Las Vegas

18th May 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

If you can name a more enjoyable parade of weirdos I’ll buy the next round at Fat Tuesday.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: Las friggin' Vegas

Doug Finally Gets a Break

18th May 2014 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

Poor Doug, you can’t win even when you’re trying to lose.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles

Outlook, You’re Both a Piece of Shit and Not Free

5th May 2014 By Ted Crumski 68 Comments

For those as dimwitted as Microsoft designers: Yes, that is the Outlook logo made to look like an asshole.

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants Tagged With: RAGEgiving

Dimple Pinch & the Crystal Blue Rocks

4th May 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The One Who Knocks prefers it not on the rocks.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia

Slappy by Slappy

3rd May 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

This is a doodle I made of myself. I doodled myself.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles

Chug Ya’self Some!

2nd May 2014 By Slappy McGee 4 Comments

Just like our competitor’s product, it’s almost impossible to get out all the slushy stuff at the end.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

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