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Birth is always painful.

1st Dec 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“We can achieve every doctor’s dream! You’ll be famous, and live lifetimes!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: horror toys, Lovecraft, NECA

Cobra Commander’s Near-Impotent Rage

15th Nov 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“What would you have me do with Washington? Pepper it with spitballs?”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: G.I. Joe, Hasbro, politics, RAGEgiving

MoTU Murder Set Pieces

31st Oct 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

This series was posted on IG over the course of October 2020. Collected here in all its feculent glory!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Hellraiser, horror toys, MoTU, NECA, Pinhead, Savage World

“The mind is a labyrinth… a puzzle”

1st Oct 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“It is not hands that summon us. It is desire.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Clive Barker, Funko POP!, Hellraiser, Pinhead

Count Orlok

20th Sep 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: goddamn vampires, horror toys, NECA, Nosferatu

This is fine.

6th Sep 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Clive Barker, horror toys, NECA, Pinhead

Groovy…

18th Aug 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

You’re goin’ down. Chainsaw.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Evil Dead, horror toys, NECA

B&G:AOCD#3: The ‘P’ Word

30th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The slovenly bigotry of porcine expectations.

Filed Under: Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Star Wars

No pressure whatsoever.

22nd Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Another of Dactor’s shitty robot pals.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals

OINK!

20th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

OINK!

It’s always amazed us, in the best possible way, how certain characters in the Star Wars universe with very little screen time have such an enduring fandom. Gamorrean Guards have been among our faves since 1983…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Star Wars

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Bits & Bobs

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… and Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS Death Gas Station egesta Evil Dead existential dread Figura Obscura Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner Lovecraft Mattel Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

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