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The Mercenary Who Wished to Be a Poet
Raise your glasses and sing the praises / Of our leader who nothing fazes; / Cobra Commander, he’s my chum, / I trust him like I trust my gun!
Knowing is More Than Half the Battle When Your Enemies Are Bumbling Morons
Suck double-aught buckshot, Snake Face!
Zartan, Master of Weirdo Disguises
Hiding behind every weirdo’s face… is a mercenary biker with a fondness for make-up, belly shirts, and world domination.
Mutagen Man
“the slime of all my yesterdays rots in the hollow of my skull”—Syliva Plath
Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna kill us all!
“THEN SO BE IT!”
Fighting for Sewer Scraps
“You must find the space between your thoughts and learn to—BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ—learn to—BZZZ BZZZ SMACK! … Learn to live there.”
I am many things, but here I am God.
Darkseid: “The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with the blood of billions. Only then, after your last pitiful hope is extinguished, will I end your life.”
The Heist
[Whistles and backs out of room slowly…]
Boomstick
“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.”
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