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May the 4th: Reflections of Vader

4th May 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

A Glowing Recommendation for Accommodations—in Subternia!

24th Mar 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“The shadow of a ruler, now ruler of shadows, and this humble domain.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Mattel, MoTU

Triskaphilia

8th Mar 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

All Hail the Juncture of the Trigonous and Monophthalmic!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Mattel, MoTU

CIAJ on Substack. (Yeah, they’re trying this now.)

24th Feb 2022 By Master Redactor Leave a Comment

The following message is from the Master Redactor.

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Notes from 'Dactor, Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants, Things I Detest, Werdz Tagged With: RAGEgiving, Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules

Curmudgeons Day 2022

29th Jan 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Yeah, it’s a vintage Care Bears action figure. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Kenner

Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!

27th Jan 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Kinda hot in these rhinos…”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA

Krampus schlägt dumme und ungezogene Kinder. Danke, Krampus.

25th Dec 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Now please do something about all the adult-age humans acting like rotten idiot kids.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

Skelegod

16th Dec 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Look at my face, child! It has furnished for me a lonely life in which none would have me as a man. So then let me be a god.” (Background image used with permission: “Snake Mountain” by Tony Washington)

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Mattel, MoTU

Nice hat. Where did you get it?

3rd Dec 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

What are you looking at? It’s a nice hat.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Star Wars

Heads Will Roll

14th Nov 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

New camera, who dis? (Mandarin Spawn)

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: McFarlane, Spawn

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