“You must find the space between your thoughts and learn to—BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ—learn to—BZZZ BZZZ SMACK! … Learn to live there.”
I am many things, but here I am God.
Darkseid: “The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with the blood of billions. Only then, after your last pitiful hope is extinguished, will I end your life.”
The Heist
[Whistles and backs out of room slowly…]
Boomstick
“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.”
A Failed Apprentice Makes A Foolish Master
“It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a lightsaber.”
A Pi Day Grievously Short on Pie
Now serving Jedi scum in multiples of four.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
His Dudeness. Duder. El Duderino.
An Assault in and of Snow
“Remember: a cobra is a snake, and ‘snake’ is ‘sneak’ spelled sideways.”
The Maxx in the Outback
“Great. Now we’re stuck in a million miles of primordial wilderness.”
Peace Sells… but Who’s Buying?
“Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind.”
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