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January 29th is Curmudgeons Day

29th Jan 2015 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

What’s the proper greeting on this day? I vote for ‘Get Bent!’

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

The White Walker Cares Not About Your Pittance of Snow

28th Jan 2015 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

‘The Fist of the First Men! Think of how old this place is: before the Targaryens defeated the Andals, before the Andals took Westeros from the First Men… thousands and thousands of years ago, the First Men stood here, where we’re standing.’

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: GoT, weather

Nobody better lay a finger on my… Wait, this is gross.

20th Jan 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A quick and very sloppy one for today. (Referring to the image, not necessarily its subject.)

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

B&G:AOCD#1: A Tree Trimming Squabble Needn’t Be Solved By Blasters

25th Dec 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

In this particular squabble, Han is absolved from shooting at all, since he’s indisposed.

Filed Under: Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Star Wars

I didn’t want to shovel, but I didn’t want to mop either

24th Dec 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

It’s the most muddiful time of the year.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: holidays

It’s a CIAJ Xmas, 2014 ed.

17th Dec 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Xmas poses quite a conundrum for Santa Crumski: He needs mass quantities of coal for ‘gifts’, but he detests Big Coal and its shills, sycophants, and willing slaves. Happy Holidays!

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

Ted Gives Thanks

27th Nov 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Happy Rage-giving.

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

It’s that time of year. Take a bite.

26th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

It’s the kind of sandwich you eat with a fork. Or spoon.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

A Measured Response

14th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

a-measured-response

He had a ROCK! In the STREET! Why would he be throwing a rock in the street if he wasn’t up to no good?!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: G.I. Joe, Hasbro

The Official Whisky of CIAJ

12th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

drink-heavily

It’s shaping up to be that kind of goddamn week.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: booze

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