“What some folks call impossible, is just stuff they haven’t seen before.”
A list of things
Lists are very important to my organizational schemes.
TMNT: The Corruptor’s Comeuppance
All Michael Bay movies are crap. Except for The Rock. And Armageddon. Parts of the first Transformers were awesome. I didn’t hate Bad Boys. Or The Island…
The Tracker
Despite Spirit Iron-Knife’s innate skills, nothing beats hands-on experience.
HALF MEN!!!
Three halves make not a whole.
Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Summer Construction Edition
Brilliant ideas for pushing Ted’s road rage buttons.
How to RSVP, you loutish clod.
Simple and self-evident, right? Now stop fucking up my parties.
Savoring every bite one open-mouthed chomp at a time.
Your impersonation of a goat noshing on trash dump fruit is spot on. Now quit it.
Thanks for the update.
May his dreams be dreadful.
Bourbon Hipsters. Goddammit.
Ted gazes into the abyss, which gazes back into him. [Shit—Nietzsche hipster…]
