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It’s Curmudgeons Day Again.

29th Jan 2016 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Why even bother?

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

Doppelgänger Conspiracy or: Wednesday

2nd Sep 2015 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

“Ted! You’ve got to hear this one,” László said as he ran up to me when I came through the door. “He’s finally lost it! This is nuts!”

Filed Under: Ted Crumski, Werdz Tagged With: I hate work

An Illustration of False Equivalence

27th Jun 2015 By Ted Crumski 1 Comment

It’s not that we’re saying you don’t have the right to say crazy shit, just that the crazy shit you’re saying makes you a fucking idiot holding up progress.

Filed Under: Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants Tagged With: politics, RAGEgiving

Boba & Greedo: An Odd-Couple Dramedy

1st Jun 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

All the puns of The Avengers, all the drama of Ordinary People. Or the reverse, if you prefer.

Filed Under: Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Star Wars

F TX in the ( * )

6th May 2015 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Slappy: I don’t think I can draw a good butthole. Ted: Not true. You did that self-portrait, remember? Dactor: 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001!
I don’t even know where to start. Do I really have to write a substantiating argument? No; no I do not.

Filed Under: Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants Tagged With: egesta, politics, RAGEgiving

A Double Dalliance in Eternia

8th Apr 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

‘Yes, we’ll win this game the old-fashioned way, the tried-and-true way: We’ll cheat!’

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: MoTU

New CIAJ Contact Form

26th Feb 2015 By Master Redactor 1 Comment

The following is a message from the Master Redactor.

Filed Under: Notes from 'Dactor

Slappy Scrutinizes… Q*bert’s Conundrum – S/T

20th Feb 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Best song? ‘The Inextricable Predicament of Coily’

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Ensuing Ephemera, Slappy Scrutinizes...

Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Winter 2015 Edition

12th Feb 2015 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Snow brings out the perfect manifestation of irrational rage in us. It also brings out morons and assholes, for whom we have very rational rage.

Filed Under: Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants Tagged With: RAGEgiving, Ted's Sarcastic Ideas, weather

Better start angling for a car assignment now…

10th Feb 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

I kinda wanna be in the axe-wielding maniac car. Is that fucked up?

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: photo gags, weather

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