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Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Atticus Doom, Beetlejuice, horror toys, Mezco

Here Lies Betelgeuse

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Nice fuckin’ model!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, horror toys, Mezco

Attention K-Mart Shoppers!

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Attention K-Mart Shoppers!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, horror toys, Mezco

You think I’m qualified?

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, existential dread, horror toys, Mezco

Go ahead, make my millennium.

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Go ahead, make my millennium.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, horror toys, Mezco

ODERUS LIVES!

4th Nov 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Slappy is a bohab. Not “The Ultimate Bohab”, but yeah, pretty bohabby.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: GWAR, horror toys, Trick Or Treat Studios

The Jersey Devil

17th Oct 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Fear, for the 13th Child takes flight in the Pine Barrens!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys

Little Dragon Imp

16th Aug 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Feeling Lucky?

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Coal Dog, Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals, DAMTOYS, Death Gas Station, existential dread

Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2025

30th Jun 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Week 3 Winner!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Stickybones

Ganesha: He who brings clarity in chaos, strength in stillness.

11th May 2025 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

Welcoming wisdom, prosperity, and new beginnings.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios

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This Heap Is an Amassment of Piles:

Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS Death Gas Station egesta Evil Dead existential dread Figura Obscura Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner Lovecraft Mattel Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

THE WHOLE DAMN HEAP

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This Heap Is an Amassment of Piles:

… and Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS Death Gas Station egesta Evil Dead existential dread Figura Obscura Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner Lovecraft Mattel Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

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