The following messages are from the Master Redactor:
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGES REGARD TED'S INITIAL COMMITMENT TO AND SUBSEQUENT COMPLETION OF NATIONAL NOVEL WRITING MONTH. TED HAS NOT SUBMITTED HIS MANUSCRIPT FOR EDITING, SO THIS IS POSTED WITHOUT COMMENT ON THE MERITS OF HIS WORK.
--MASTER REDACTOR
11/01/2022
Against our bargaining, pleading, and threatening, Ted has made the incredibly poor decision to attempt this again. 50,000 words in 30 days… And no way he even releases it if he survives the ordeal. It’s going to be an insufferable month with this delicate genius.
11/30/2022
He did it. Ted got his participation trophy yesterday. No one died in the process, but all certainly wanted to bludgeon him in his short bouts of fitful sleep. Just over 50,000 words in 29 days, and this piece of crap isn’t even halfway done. What an accomplishment 🙄
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