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Ted says…

26th Feb 2014 By Ted Crumski

Don’t bother.

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Ted says: "We've got enough baboons around here. Don't act like a red-assed primate, please. If we choose to dignify your comment with a response, live with it. Or work yourself into a frothing frenzy and drive into a lamppost; I don't care."

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