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Into the Pot, Already Boiling

19th May 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

The inelegant gurgle that emanated from the depths of that porcelain cavern corroborated that nothing fortuitous had come from the laborious plunging endeavor that had thus far been undertaken. That thick, slurping sound that reverberated through every pipe in the house signified a disaster that had eclipsed the simple stopped toilet of an hour ago. The operator of the crude rubber and wood device stood sheepishly in front of the bowl, half expecting the monstrous entity he awoke to spring forth from the pulsing opening. But, to his utter amazement, the creature chose to launch a sneak attack and ooze up through the shower drain. He flung back the curtain to find a revolting slurry staring back at him, rapidly expanding as if to take a defensive posture against its assailant.

“Ha!” it taunted. “You didn’t even know this was the same pipe, did you?!”

“Well, no,” he replied to the muck in the tub.

Flabbergasted, he stood, mouth agape, with the plunger at the ready. He launched an immediate counteroffensive against the empowered funk, thrusting the plunger over the shower drain and pumping with rapid force. The muck shrieked as it was forced back down the grimy route whence it erupted.

And then, a moment of calm. He wiped his brow and looked down arrogantly at his vanquished foe. He pivoted and renewed work on the original source of crisis. The blockage seemed to suddenly give way, and the horrid squishing groan of before was now a refrain of triumph. He grinned broadly and stepped up his vigor. When the water level was once again normal, he stopped to admire his work. And then he heard streaming, sloshing water directly below him in the basement. His nemesis had capitalized once again on his intense single-mindedness.

It was time to call in a professional.

 

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