Before you deposit your unsolicited two cents
Ted says: "We've got enough baboons around here. Don't act like a red-assed primate, please. If we choose to dignify your comment with a response, live with it. Or work yourself into a frothing frenzy and drive into a lamppost; I don't care."
About Slappy McGee
Slappy is not, truth be told, a mildly developmentally stunted child with an overactive imagination and a registered copy of Photoshop. How does your opinion of his creations change if we tell you he is a man grown with a full-time job and a mortgage?
Real funny, Slappy. Fuck you, you jerk.
Thanks, Ted! I’ve got more in the works, buddy!