Just over 50,000 words in 29 days, and this piece of crap isn’t even halfway done. What an accomplishment.
Werdz.
The occasionally eloquent, typically misanthropic prose of Theodore F. Crumski.
A Ruckus in Freetown
Sometimes you’re the Weequay.
Horror Bugz
A brood of revolting monstrosities
CIAJ on Substack. (Yeah, they’re trying this now.)
The following message is from the Master Redactor.
The Heist
[Whistles and backs out of room slowly…]
A Mortality Event
What the shit are these gilded lunatics up to?
NaNoWriMo 2017
The following message is from the Master Redactor: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FROM SLAPPY CONCERNING TED’S NOVEL-IN-PROGRESS. NO DOUBT IT WILL BE HIGHLY REDACTED (IF HE EVER FINISHES IT). –MASTER REDACTOR We were so swept up in the excitement of reaching the goal that we forgot to post this the other day. In the 30 […]
Read Some Werdz in Print Funeral!
We’re incredibly excited to announce that we’ve successfully duped someone into publishing some grade-A CIAJ drivel!
Doppelgänger Conspiracy or: Wednesday
“Ted! You’ve got to hear this one,” László said as he ran up to me when I came through the door. “He’s finally lost it! This is nuts!”
A list of things
Lists are very important to my organizational schemes.
