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Ted 'Toons

All the repressed rage and neuroses of Ted Crumski with 57.623% more pictures! Most doodles by Slappy.

Curmudgeons Day 2024

29th Jan 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Another year down. Please not many more.

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

Curmudgeons Day 2023

29th Jan 2023 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

A most spleenfelt ‘Get bent’ to all from Ted on Curmudgeons Day 2023.

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Curmudgeons Day 2020

29th Jan 2020 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Get Bent.

Have we killed this? Good, can we be done with this silly shit now?

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Curmudgeons Day 2018

29th Jan 2018 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The best way to spread Curmudgeons Day jeer is grumbling loud for all to hear.

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays, Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules

Curmudgeons Day 2017

29th Jan 2017 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Get Bent.

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It’s Curmudgeons Day Again.

29th Jan 2016 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Why even bother?

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January 29th is Curmudgeons Day

29th Jan 2015 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

What’s the proper greeting on this day? I vote for ‘Get Bent!’

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It’s a CIAJ Xmas, 2014 ed.

17th Dec 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Xmas poses quite a conundrum for Santa Crumski: He needs mass quantities of coal for ‘gifts’, but he detests Big Coal and its shills, sycophants, and willing slaves. Happy Holidays!

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Ted Gives Thanks

27th Nov 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Happy Rage-giving.

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A Curmudgeon’s Halloween

31st Oct 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Ted’s a rooster illusion.

Filed Under: Slappy's Doodles, Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

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