The following message is from the Master Redactor: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FROM SLAPPY CONCERNING TED’S NOVEL-IN-PROGRESS. NO DOUBT IT WILL BE HIGHLY REDACTED (IF HE EVER FINISHES IT). –MASTER REDACTOR We were so swept up in the excitement of reaching the goal that we forgot to post this the other day. In the 30 […]
All things Ted.
Everything you could ever want from Ted Crumski, plus piles and piles more.
Things I Detest #1: Hideously Audible Public Yawning
Shut yer daggone soup cooler, Sleepy.
Read Some Werdz in Print Funeral!
We’re incredibly excited to announce that we’ve successfully duped someone into publishing some grade-A CIAJ drivel!
Curmudgeons Day 2017
Get Bent.
It’s Curmudgeons Day Again.
Why even bother?
Doppelgänger Conspiracy or: Wednesday
“Ted! You’ve got to hear this one,” László said as he ran up to me when I came through the door. “He’s finally lost it! This is nuts!”
An Illustration of False Equivalence
It’s not that we’re saying you don’t have the right to say crazy shit, just that the crazy shit you’re saying makes you a fucking idiot holding up progress.
F TX in the ( * )
Slappy: I don’t think I can draw a good butthole. Ted: Not true. You did that self-portrait, remember? Dactor: 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001!
I don’t even know where to start. Do I really have to write a substantiating argument? No; no I do not.
Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Winter 2015 Edition
Snow brings out the perfect manifestation of irrational rage in us. It also brings out morons and assholes, for whom we have very rational rage.
January 29th is Curmudgeons Day
What’s the proper greeting on this day? I vote for ‘Get Bent!’
