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Curmudgeons Day 2024

Another year down. Please not many more.

A most spleenfelt ‘Get bent’ to all from Ted on Curmudgeons Day 2023.

Just over 50,000 words in 29 days, and this piece of crap isn’t even halfway done. What an accomplishment.

Sometimes you’re the Weequay.

A brood of revolting monstrosities

The following message is from the Master Redactor.

[Whistles and backs out of room slowly…]

Have we killed this? Good, can we be done with this silly shit now?

What the shit are these gilded lunatics up to?

The best way to spread Curmudgeons Day jeer is grumbling loud for all to hear.