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Slappy's Doodles

Most of Slappy's doodles begin life on paper. At least in that form they are highly flammable. The only things burning here are the eyeballs of those with the misfortune of accidentally browsing to this space.

Trump Or: Our Most Accurate Doodle of a Human Butthole to Date

25th Mar 2016 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

A good fugging seems to be the only thing these types are willing to distribute equally.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: politics

Better start angling for a car assignment now…

10th Feb 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

I kinda wanna be in the axe-wielding maniac car. Is that fucked up?

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: photo gags, weather

Nobody better lay a finger on my… Wait, this is gross.

20th Jan 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A quick and very sloppy one for today. (Referring to the image, not necessarily its subject.)

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

I didn’t want to shovel, but I didn’t want to mop either

24th Dec 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

It’s the most muddiful time of the year.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: holidays

It’s that time of year. Take a bite.

26th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

It’s the kind of sandwich you eat with a fork. Or spoon.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

The Official Whisky of CIAJ

12th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

drink-heavily

It’s shaping up to be that kind of goddamn week.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: booze

A Curmudgeon’s Halloween

31st Oct 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Ted’s a rooster illusion.

Filed Under: Slappy's Doodles, Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

Thank you, Robin.

18th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“What some folks call impossible, is just stuff they haven’t seen before.”

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles

Thanks for the update.

6th Jun 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

May his dreams be dreadful.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles

Why Don’t You Already?

22nd May 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Please start with the month-old hard-boiled one at the back of the fridge. Thanks.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles

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