Way to speak your truth once again, Big D! It’s a good thing the US never played any role in helping Haiti, El Salvador, and African nations remain shitholes under CIA-backed dictators and death squads—cuz that shit would be embarrassing!
Slappy's Doodles
Most of Slappy's doodles begin life on paper. At least in that form they are highly flammable. The only things burning here are the eyeballs of those with the misfortune of accidentally browsing to this space.
Alien Indifference
At least this existentialist never has to worry about exotropia 0_o
The Sniveling Spicer: A Particularly Lame and Unimpressive Monster
Which spell counteracts the conjuring of this thing?
Nothing Witty. Just Trump as a Pig. A Trumpig.
“No one sucks mud better than me. I am the best at sucking mud.” —Trumpig
I Finally Got off My Dead Ass and Doodled ‘Dactor
It’s not nearly as perverse as it sounds.
Start warming up them jaws, RINOs…
Your jellied spine should make this much easier.
Progress.
Congratulations, America! You did it!
A Confluence of Gaping Orifices
As ardent defenders of equality, we support the right of these men to go *EFFF* each other and themselves. We would appreciate it, however, if they did so privately.
Do you have a minute to talk about the reports…?
Oh, uh, *cough* sorry, I’ll come back when you’re *cough* not so busy.
He Is Risen!
We’ll let you know if the flowers in hell are that beautiful when we get there.
