You’re goin’ down. Chainsaw.
Oddities & Effluvia
Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!
No pressure whatsoever.
Another of Dactor’s shitty robot pals.
OINK!
It’s always amazed us, in the best possible way, how certain characters in the Star Wars universe with very little screen time have such an enduring fandom. Gamorrean Guards have been among our faves since 1983…
B&G Moody Promo Headshots
So moody…
What’s Your Pleasure, Sir?
“Pleasure was pain there, and vice versa. And he knew it well enough to call it home.”
“Mind Your Mincers (He’s Brown Bread)”
A rousing tale of love, jealousy, and disembowelment set to Slaptholomew McGee’s emotive score.
Oh hai. Just flirting with obsolescence.
One of Dactor’s shitty robot pals.
Horror in Clay
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
Froat Cuh-uhs, A CIAJ Musical: “Have You Ever?”
Will a live audience ever hear Reg query in his dulcet, phelgmy growl, “Have you ever killed a man just to watch him die?”
Curmudgeons Day 2019
Wise words from our brother in curmudgeonry.
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