One of Dactor’s shitty robot pals.
Oddities & Effluvia
Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!
Horror in Clay
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
Froat Cuh-uhs, A CIAJ Musical: “Have You Ever?”
Will a live audience ever hear Reg query in his dulcet, phelgmy growl, “Have you ever killed a man just to watch him die?”
Curmudgeons Day 2019
Wise words from our brother in curmudgeonry.
American Sh*thole
Way to speak your truth once again, Big D! It’s a good thing the US never played any role in helping Haiti, El Salvador, and African nations remain shitholes under CIA-backed dictators and death squads—cuz that shit would be embarrassing!
Alien Indifference
At least this existentialist never has to worry about exotropia 0_o
The Sniveling Spicer: A Particularly Lame and Unimpressive Monster
Which spell counteracts the conjuring of this thing?
Nothing Witty. Just Trump as a Pig. A Trumpig.
“No one sucks mud better than me. I am the best at sucking mud.” —Trumpig
I Finally Got off My Dead Ass and Doodled ‘Dactor
It’s not nearly as perverse as it sounds.
Start warming up them jaws, RINOs…
Your jellied spine should make this much easier.
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