His Dudeness. Duder. El Duderino.
Oddities & Effluvia
Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!
An Assault in and of Snow
“Remember: a cobra is a snake, and ‘snake’ is ‘sneak’ spelled sideways.”
The Maxx in the Outback
“Great. Now we’re stuck in a million miles of primordial wilderness.”
Peace Sells… but Who’s Buying?
“Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind.”
FML from Hook Mountain
Colder than a Snowmeow’s teat.
Wampa v. Tauntaun
Shot on Hoth a few weeks ago before the Xmas Day rains turned everything into Dagobah
Dr. Decker & Mr. Button Face
“Quite a dance, huh? Death everywhere and you me in the middle.”
Finger-Wagging Fascist
“I shall not allow such impertinence! Especially from an enlisted man!”
Birth is always painful.
“We can achieve every doctor’s dream! You’ll be famous, and live lifetimes!”
Cobra Commander’s Near-Impotent Rage
“What would you have me do with Washington? Pepper it with spitballs?”
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