Now please do something about all the adult-age humans acting like rotten idiot kids.
Oddities & Effluvia
Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!
Skelegod
“Look at my face, child! It has furnished for me a lonely life in which none would have me as a man. So then let me be a god.” (Background image used with permission: “Snake Mountain” by Tony Washington)
Nice hat. Where did you get it?
What are you looking at? It’s a nice hat.
Heads Will Roll
New camera, who dis? (Mandarin Spawn)
Evil Does Not Die Tonight
#spoiler
The Mercenary Who Wished to Be a Poet
Raise your glasses and sing the praises / Of our leader who nothing fazes; / Cobra Commander, he’s my chum, / I trust him like I trust my gun!
Knowing is More Than Half the Battle When Your Enemies Are Bumbling Morons
Suck double-aught buckshot, Snake Face!
Zartan, Master of Weirdo Disguises
Hiding behind every weirdo’s face… is a mercenary biker with a fondness for make-up, belly shirts, and world domination.
Mutagen Man
“the slime of all my yesterdays rots in the hollow of my skull”—Syliva Plath
Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna kill us all!
“THEN SO BE IT!”
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