“The shadow of a ruler, now ruler of shadows, and this humble domain.”
Oddities & Effluvia
Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!
Triskaphilia
All Hail the Juncture of the Trigonous and Monophthalmic!
Curmudgeons Day 2022
Yeah, it’s a vintage Care Bears action figure. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
“Kinda hot in these rhinos…”
Krampus schlägt dumme und ungezogene Kinder. Danke, Krampus.
Now please do something about all the adult-age humans acting like rotten idiot kids.
Skelegod
“Look at my face, child! It has furnished for me a lonely life in which none would have me as a man. So then let me be a god.” (Background image used with permission: “Snake Mountain” by Tony Washington)
Nice hat. Where did you get it?
What are you looking at? It’s a nice hat.
Heads Will Roll
New camera, who dis? (Mandarin Spawn)
Evil Does Not Die Tonight
#spoiler
The Mercenary Who Wished to Be a Poet
Raise your glasses and sing the praises / Of our leader who nothing fazes; / Cobra Commander, he’s my chum, / I trust him like I trust my gun!
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