“Meesa thinkin’ this unlikely.”
Oddities & Effluvia
Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!
Nossy Gonna Nos
“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”
Crystar Redux
What, you don’t have your 40-year-old action figures?
The Maitlands
“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”
[Beetlejuice]*3
“*That* is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe. I won’t.”
Bartholomew Vex
Eldritch terrors are a riot!
Happy Holidays from CIAJ, the Jolliest Bunch of A*holes
Happy Holidays from the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
The Ghost of Jacob Marley
“You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
Welcome to Gangreene Estates
‘Allo, gubnah…
The Masque of the Red Death
“And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.”
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