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Oddities & Effluvia

Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!

Dimple Pinch & the Crystal Blue Rocks

4th May 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The One Who Knocks prefers it not on the rocks.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia

Slappy by Slappy

3rd May 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

This is a doodle I made of myself. I doodled myself.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles

Chug Ya’self Some!

2nd May 2014 By Slappy McGee 4 Comments

Just like our competitor’s product, it’s almost impossible to get out all the slushy stuff at the end.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

Hey, How’d Ya Like Some?

29th Apr 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

FART!

Cheer yourself up with the finest of all effluvia!

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: *FART*, Fun with words

Revelations at Isengard

19th Apr 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

White Wizard burn!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: LEGO, LOTR

Congratulations! You Win!

15th Apr 2014 By Slappy McGee 3 Comments

It’s a coveted award around these parts.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles

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THE WHOLE DAMN HEAP

This is the entire sloppy enchilada, ladies and germs … START SHOVELING

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This Heap Is an Amassment of Piles:

… and Bits & Bobs

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