It’s shaping up to be that kind of goddamn week.
Oddities & Effluvia
Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!
A Curmudgeon’s Halloween
Ted’s a rooster illusion.
Coming Soon:: Boba & Greedo: An Odd-Couple Dramedy
This series obviously takes place before either character was fucking murdered by Han Solo.
Thank you, Robin.
“What some folks call impossible, is just stuff they haven’t seen before.”
TMNT: The Corruptor’s Comeuppance
All Michael Bay movies are crap. Except for The Rock. And Armageddon. Parts of the first Transformers were awesome. I didn’t hate Bad Boys. Or The Island…
The Tracker
Despite Spirit Iron-Knife’s innate skills, nothing beats hands-on experience.
HALF MEN!!!
Three halves make not a whole.
Thanks for the update.
May his dreams be dreadful.
Why Don’t You Already?
Please start with the month-old hard-boiled one at the back of the fridge. Thanks.
Friggin’ Fanfuggintastic Las Vegas
If you can name a more enjoyable parade of weirdos I’ll buy the next round at Fat Tuesday.
