May his dreams be dreadful.
Oddities & Effluvia
Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!
Why Don’t You Already?
Please start with the month-old hard-boiled one at the back of the fridge. Thanks.
Friggin’ Fanfuggintastic Las Vegas
If you can name a more enjoyable parade of weirdos I’ll buy the next round at Fat Tuesday.
Doug Finally Gets a Break
Poor Doug, you can’t win even when you’re trying to lose.
Dimple Pinch & the Crystal Blue Rocks
The One Who Knocks prefers it not on the rocks.
Slappy by Slappy
This is a doodle I made of myself. I doodled myself.
Chug Ya’self Some!
Just like our competitor’s product, it’s almost impossible to get out all the slushy stuff at the end.
Hey, How’d Ya Like Some?
Cheer yourself up with the finest of all effluvia!
Revelations at Isengard
White Wizard burn!
Congratulations! You Win!
It’s a coveted award around these parts.
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