Way to speak your truth once again, Big D! It’s a good thing the US never played any role in helping Haiti, El Salvador, and African nations remain shitholes under CIA-backed dictators and death squads—cuz that shit would be embarrassing!
Oddities & Effluvia
Non sequiturs that, like an unwelcome flatus, jolt abruptly into consciousness and quickly fade, making you question if they were ever really there. Even a room full of chimps and typewriters can crank out Shakespeare, right? Well, Shakespeare's for smug assholes, and we've got a horde of baboons with pitchforks and shovels tending to our Heap. Point being, there's bound to be at least one coarsely polished turd in these piles. Enjoy!
Alien Indifference
At least this existentialist never has to worry about exotropia 0_o
The Sniveling Spicer: A Particularly Lame and Unimpressive Monster
Which spell counteracts the conjuring of this thing?
Nothing Witty. Just Trump as a Pig. A Trumpig.
“No one sucks mud better than me. I am the best at sucking mud.” —Trumpig
I Finally Got off My Dead Ass and Doodled ‘Dactor
It’s not nearly as perverse as it sounds.
Start warming up them jaws, RINOs…
Your jellied spine should make this much easier.
Progress.
Congratulations, America! You did it!
The Emperor Loves Fireball
We just happened to have a Star Wars Black Series Emperor lying around, so we made this for our friend @the_emperor_loves_fireball.
A Confluence of Gaping Orifices
As ardent defenders of equality, we support the right of these men to go *EFFF* each other and themselves. We would appreciate it, however, if they did so privately.
Do you have a minute to talk about the reports…?
Oh, uh, *cough* sorry, I’ll come back when you’re *cough* not so busy.
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