A Man-Child & His Toys

Just Slappy playing with his toys. But he calls it art, so that gives him a pass. The voices and sound effects he makes, however...

FML from Hook Mountain

Colder than a Snowmeow’s teat.

Shot on Hoth a few weeks ago before the Xmas Day rains turned everything into Dagobah

“Quite a dance, huh? Death everywhere and you me in the middle.”

“I shall not allow such impertinence! Especially from an enlisted man!”

“We can achieve every doctor’s dream! You’ll be famous, and live lifetimes!”

“What would you have me do with Washington? Pepper it with spitballs?”

This series was posted on IG over the course of October 2020. Collected here in all its feculent glory!

“It is not hands that summon us. It is desire.”

“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”

“Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!”