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A Man-Child & His Toys

Just Slappy playing with his toys. But he calls it art, so that gives him a pass. The voices and sound effects he makes, however...

Fighting for Sewer Scraps

1st May 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“You must find the space between your thoughts and learn to—BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ—learn to—BZZZ BZZZ SMACK! … Learn to live there.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA, TMNT

I am many things, but here I am God.

8th Apr 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Darkseid: “The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with the blood of billions. Only then, after your last pitiful hope is extinguished, will I end your life.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: DC, Justice League, Kenner, Super Powers

The Heist

1st Apr 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

[Whistles and backs out of room slowly…]

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia, Ted Crumski, Werdz Tagged With: Kenner, Police Academy, Werdz.

Boomstick

26th Mar 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Evil Dead, horror toys, NECA

A Failed Apprentice Makes A Foolish Master

23rd Mar 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a lightsaber.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Star Wars

A Pi Day Grievously Short on Pie

14th Mar 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Now serving Jedi scum in multiples of four.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

14th Mar 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

His Dudeness. Duder. El Duderino.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Bif Bang Pow!, The Big Lebowski

An Assault in and of Snow

7th Mar 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Remember: a cobra is a snake, and ‘snake’ is ‘sneak’ spelled sideways.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: G.I. Joe, Hasbro, weather

The Maxx in the Outback

25th Feb 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Great. Now we’re stuck in a million miles of primordial wilderness.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: The Maxx

Peace Sells… but Who’s Buying?

17th Feb 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: G.I. Joe, Hasbro

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They’re not toys; they’re collectibles.

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