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A Man-Child & His Toys

Just Slappy playing with his toys. But he calls it art, so that gives him a pass. The voices and sound effects he makes, however...

Merry Curmudgeonmas 2022

25th Dec 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A small token to assuage the unending torment of badly behaved children.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

For Tonight, We Ride!

31st Oct 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“On the bank of a broad part of the brook, where the water ran deep and black, was found the hat of the unfortunate Ichabod, and close beside it a shattered pumpkin.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, horror toys

A Ruckus in Freetown

5th Sep 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Sometimes you’re the Weequay.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia, Werdz Tagged With: Star Wars

Horror Bugz

21st Jun 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A brood of revolting monstrosities

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Menagerie, Werdz Tagged With: horror toys, Slappy's Menagerie

I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning…

5th May 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“When I’m through, scuzzbucket, they’re gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Action Force, G.I. Joe, Valaverse

May the 4th: Reflections of Vader

4th May 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

A Glowing Recommendation for Accommodations—in Subternia!

24th Mar 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“The shadow of a ruler, now ruler of shadows, and this humble domain.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Mattel, MoTU

Triskaphilia

8th Mar 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

All Hail the Juncture of the Trigonous and Monophthalmic!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Mattel, MoTU

Curmudgeons Day 2022

29th Jan 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Yeah, it’s a vintage Care Bears action figure. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Kenner

Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!

27th Jan 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Kinda hot in these rhinos…”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA

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