A Man-Child & His Toys

Just Slappy playing with his toys. But he calls it art, so that gives him a pass. The voices and sound effects he makes, however...

May the 4th: Jar Jar’s Hero Fantasy

“Meesa thinkin’ this unlikely.”

“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”

What, you don’t have your 40-year-old action figures?

“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”

“*That* is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe. I won’t.”

Eldritch terrors are a riot!

Happy Holidays from the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

“You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”

‘Allo, gubnah…

“And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.”