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A Man-Child & His Toys

Just Slappy playing with his toys. But he calls it art, so that gives him a pass. The voices and sound effects he makes, however...

The Emperor Loves Fireball

5th Nov 2016 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

We just happened to have a Star Wars Black Series Emperor lying around, so we made this for our friend @the_emperor_loves_fireball.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: booze, Star Wars

A Double Dalliance in Eternia

8th Apr 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

‘Yes, we’ll win this game the old-fashioned way, the tried-and-true way: We’ll cheat!’

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: MoTU

The White Walker Cares Not About Your Pittance of Snow

28th Jan 2015 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

‘The Fist of the First Men! Think of how old this place is: before the Targaryens defeated the Andals, before the Andals took Westeros from the First Men… thousands and thousands of years ago, the First Men stood here, where we’re standing.’

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: GoT, weather

A Measured Response

14th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

a-measured-response

He had a ROCK! In the STREET! Why would he be throwing a rock in the street if he wasn’t up to no good?!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: G.I. Joe, Hasbro

Coming Soon:: Boba & Greedo: An Odd-Couple Dramedy

28th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

This series obviously takes place before either character was fucking murdered by Han Solo.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera, Oddities & Effluvia

TMNT: The Corruptor’s Comeuppance

15th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

All Michael Bay movies are crap. Except for The Rock. And Armageddon. Parts of the first Transformers were awesome. I didn’t hate Bad Boys. Or The Island…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: egesta, TMNT

The Tracker

14th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Despite Spirit Iron-Knife’s innate skills, nothing beats hands-on experience.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: egesta, G.I. Joe, Hasbro

HALF MEN!!!

3rd Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

half-men

Three halves make not a whole.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: GoT, zombies

Dimple Pinch & the Crystal Blue Rocks

4th May 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The One Who Knocks prefers it not on the rocks.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia

Revelations at Isengard

19th Apr 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

White Wizard burn!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: LEGO, LOTR

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