A Man-Child & His Toys

Just Slappy playing with his toys. But he calls it art, so that gives him a pass. The voices and sound effects he makes, however...

Know what I mean, Vern?

You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Ernest P. Worrell?!

You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Beetlejuice?!

In which Frankenstein’s creature is delivered from the shadows into an unsuspecting world by Theodore Sodcutter.

Why do we manage to overcomplicate absolutely everything?

“Meesa thinkin’ this unlikely.”

“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”

What, you don’t have your 40-year-old action figures?

“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”

“*That* is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe. I won’t.”

Eldritch terrors are a riot!