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A Man-Child & His Toys

Just Slappy playing with his toys. But he calls it art, so that gives him a pass. The voices and sound effects he makes, however...

Ganesha: He who brings clarity in chaos, strength in stillness.

11th May 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Welcoming wisdom, prosperity, and new beginnings.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios

Maxillius the Harvester of the Congregation of Necronominus

17th Feb 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The Persistence of Time

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys

“It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”

1st Jan 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Indiana Jones, Mezco

CARVED: A Demon Xmas

25th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“How could things get any worse? Take a look around here. We’re at the threshold of hell.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

Scrooge & Marley

24th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Life is short. Don’t study accounting.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays

Claus & Claws

24th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Krampus brought the claws, but the Ghost of Christmas Past brought the TRAUMA.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

The Ghost of Xmas Past

22nd Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A yuletide smokeshow.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays

Know what I mean, Vern?

3rd Nov 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Ernest P. Worrell?!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Ernest, Kenner

It’s Showtime

31st Oct 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Beetlejuice?!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, holidays, horror toys, Kenner

A Hand in the Darkness

7th Oct 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

In which Frankenstein’s creature is delivered from the shadows into an unsuspecting world by Theodore Sodcutter.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys, Mezco

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They’re not toys; they’re collectibles.

Slappy is not, truth be told, a mildly developmentally stunted child with an overactive imagination and a registered copy of Photoshop. How does your opinion of his creations change if we tell you he is a man grown with a full-time job and a mortgage?

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Ganesha: He who brings clarity in chaos, strength in stillness.

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Know what I mean, Vern?

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