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Curated Bescumberment

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Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!

27th Jan 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Kinda hot in these rhinos…”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA

Skelegod

16th Dec 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Look at my face, child! It has furnished for me a lonely life in which none would have me as a man. So then let me be a god.” (Background image used with permission: “Snake Mountain” by Tony Washington)

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Mattel, MoTU

Mutagen Man

20th May 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“the slime of all my yesterdays rots in the hollow of my skull”—Syliva Plath

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Super7, TMNT

Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna kill us all!

13th May 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“THEN SO BE IT!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA, TMNT

A Mortality Event

22nd Feb 2018 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

What the shit are these gilded lunatics up to?

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Ted Crumski, Werdz Tagged With: existential dread, I hate work, Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules

Things I Detest #1: Hideously Audible Public Yawning

31st Oct 2017 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Shut yer daggone soup cooler, Sleepy.

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Ted Crumski, Things I Detest Tagged With: RAGEgiving

Slappy Scrutinizes… Q*bert’s Conundrum – S/T

20th Feb 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Best song? ‘The Inextricable Predicament of Coily’

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Ensuing Ephemera, Slappy Scrutinizes...

How to RSVP, you loutish clod.

28th Jul 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Simple and self-evident, right? Now stop fucking up my parties.

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants Tagged With: RAGEgiving, Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules

Outlook, You’re Both a Piece of Shit and Not Free

5th May 2014 By Ted Crumski 68 Comments

For those as dimwitted as Microsoft designers: Yes, that is the Outlook logo made to look like an asshole.

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants Tagged With: RAGEgiving

Dimple Pinch & the Crystal Blue Rocks

4th May 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The One Who Knocks prefers it not on the rocks.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia

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