“the slime of all my yesterdays rots in the hollow of my skull”—Syliva Plath
Curated Bescumberment
Detritus in the Heap we've specially selected to fish out and foist upon you. The garbaje we're least embarassed to tout as our pathetic attempts at finding a shred of artistic self-worth. Enjoy!
Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna kill us all!
“THEN SO BE IT!”
A Mortality Event
What the shit are these gilded lunatics up to?
Things I Detest #1: Hideously Audible Public Yawning
Shut yer daggone soup cooler, Sleepy.
Slappy Scrutinizes… Q*bert’s Conundrum – S/T
Best song? ‘The Inextricable Predicament of Coily’
How to RSVP, you loutish clod.
Simple and self-evident, right? Now stop fucking up my parties.
Outlook, You’re Both a Piece of Shit and Not Free
For those as dimwitted as Microsoft designers: Yes, that is the Outlook logo made to look like an asshole.
Dimple Pinch & the Crystal Blue Rocks
The One Who Knocks prefers it not on the rocks.
Curmudgeon in a Jar
Ted is a curmudgeon, and, in this illustration, he is in a jar.
