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Curated Bescumberment

Detritus in the Heap we've specially selected to fish out and foist upon you. The garbaje we're least embarassed to tout as our pathetic attempts at finding a shred of artistic self-worth. Enjoy!

Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2024

30th Jun 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Why do we manage to overcomplicate absolutely everything?

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Stickybones

002: Jump Snowman’s Non-Dual Awakening

18th Feb 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A Pointless Paroxysm #002

Filed Under: A Pointless Paroxysm, Curated Bescumberment, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Coal Dog, Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals, DAMTOYS, existential dread

Sun Wukong, Awakened to Emptiness

15th Aug 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Yeah, flirting with Buddhism lately since utter Nihilism has reached a plateau…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios

Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza Tips & BTS

15th Jul 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The tutorial we were actually asked for!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: BTS, Stickybones

Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2023

30th Jun 2023 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

June saw a burst of content from the CIAJ crew (well, work almost entirely by me, Slappy). We (ah hem, I) participated in Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza, and—to our utter amazement—won Week 3, as chosen by guest judge and animator Nayoun Kim Charoenchai! We also got some great mentions by Stickybones and Matt Munn, guest judge and […]

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, Stickybones

Meditations on Curmudgeonry

6th May 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

That’s, like, the perspectival qualitative character of your subjective experience, man.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: meditation, psychonautics, Sideshow Collectibles, The Big Lebowski

001: The Instantiation of Gans Boy v2A.00X48751C

16th Apr 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A Pointless Paroxysm #001

Filed Under: A Pointless Paroxysm, Curated Bescumberment, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Coal Dog, Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals, DAMTOYS, existential dread, Gans Boy

CIAJ on Substack. (Yeah, they’re trying this now.)

24th Feb 2022 By Master Redactor Leave a Comment

The following message is from the Master Redactor.

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Notes from 'Dactor, Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants, Things I Detest, Werdz Tagged With: RAGEgiving, Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules

Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!

27th Jan 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Kinda hot in these rhinos…”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA

Skelegod

16th Dec 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Look at my face, child! It has furnished for me a lonely life in which none would have me as a man. So then let me be a god.” (Background image used with permission: “Snake Mountain” by Tony Washington)

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Mattel, MoTU

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