Attributes of the Sniveling Spicer:
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Strength: 8 – A squat stature and giant ham fists allow the Sniveling Spicer to both bear the weighty Boulders of Untruth and hurl them great distances.
- Constitution: 8 – A very thick cranial dome and a jellied spine allow the Sniveling Spicer to return again and again to the front lines of battle seemingly unphased.
- Defense: 7 – Able to deflect most lines of direct challenge, albeit with little deftness.
- Intelligence: ? – Unknown. As a sycophant of the Atomic Tangerine King, the Sniveling Spicer rarely displays its own intellect.
- Charisma: 2 – The Sniveling Spicer’s lack of charm and grace emboldens the King’s loyal subjects, but draws ire from and focuses the indignation of the disparate and disorganized rebel forces who were too impotent to thwart the Impugned Ascension.
- Willpower: 1 – Bent without effort to its master’s bidding, the Sniveling Spicer’s servile nature and familiarity with the Perfidious make it ideal for noxious tasks. However, a soldier with such a broken compass can never be fully trusted. On the flipside, this lack of moral fortitude is exactly what gives it immunity from the Boulders of Untruth.
- Perception: 1 – Cannot sense creeping, inevitable doom.
- Luck: 0 / 10 – Entirely player perspective-dependent
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