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Doug Finally Gets a Break

18th May 2014 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

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Ted says: "We've got enough baboons around here. Don't act like a red-assed primate, please. If we choose to dignify your comment with a response, live with it. Or work yourself into a frothing frenzy and drive into a lamppost; I don't care."

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  1. Ted Crumski says

    18th May 2014 at 16:29

    Been there.

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They’re not toys; they’re collectibles.

Slappy is not, truth be told, a mildly developmentally stunted child with an overactive imagination and a registered copy of Photoshop. How does your opinion of his creations change if we tell you he is a man grown with a full-time job and a mortgage?

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