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Ted says: "We've got enough baboons around here. Don't act like a red-assed primate, please. If we choose to dignify your comment with a response, live with it. Or work yourself into a frothing frenzy and drive into a lamppost; I don't care."

About Slappy McGee

Slappy is not, truth be told, a mildly developmentally stunted child with an overactive imagination and a registered copy of Photoshop. How does your opinion of his creations change if we tell you he is a man grown with a full-time job and a mortgage?

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  1. Ted Crumski says

    This one’s not terrible. I might have to start using it. Do me a favor, Slappy: print this in full color and neatly cut it out. Put a loop of tape on the back, then slam it into your forehead. Reapply when it falls off. You’ve earned it.

    Thank you in advance.

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Someone actually linked to this crap.

THE WHOLE DAMN HEAP

This is the entire sloppy enchilada, ladies and germs … START SHOVELING

Also: The Heap at a Glance

This Heap Is an Amassment of Piles:

… and Bits & Bobs

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