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The Heist

1st Apr 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Photo by Slappy McGee
Werdz by Ted Crumski

Police Academy Bad Dudes

All eyes flicked to the creaky sound that could only accompany the uninvited. The battered floorboard squealed like a rat put to flame, hollering so as not to be implicated itself—“INTERLOPER!”

“You wants I should grabs ’im, ties ’im up?” the brutish one grumbled through a throat parched by tobacco and structural demolition.

The gleaming one with a reek of cologne and clout placed a ringed pinky to lips pursed in consideration. “No, no, that won’t do. What do we need with a captive?”

Indecision . . .

Then the smarmy, weasel-faced one offered a solution, obvious and accepted for its simplicity: “What’s one more body tonight?”

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Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia, Ted Crumski, Werdz Tagged With: Kenner, Police Academy, Werdz.

Before you deposit your unsolicited two cents

Ted says: "We've got enough baboons around here. Don't act like a red-assed primate, please. If we choose to dignify your comment with a response, live with it. Or work yourself into a frothing frenzy and drive into a lamppost; I don't care."

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They’re not toys; they’re collectibles.

Slappy is not, truth be told, a mildly developmentally stunted child with an overactive imagination and a registered copy of Photoshop. How does your opinion of his creations change if we tell you he is a man grown with a full-time job and a mortgage?

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