The following message is from the Master Redactor:
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FROM SLAPPY CONCERNING TED'S NOVEL-IN-PROGRESS. NO DOUBT IT WILL BE HIGHLY REDACTED (IF HE EVER FINISHES IT).
--MASTER REDACTOR
We were so swept up in the excitement of reaching the goal that we forgot to post this the other day. In the 30 days of November, Ted wrote the first 50,000 words of a novel that he will likely continue working on for the next decade and never publish because he hates everything he does but can’t stop churning it out.
Spew Forth Your Blather