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WE ARE NOW ON FACEBOOK. PLEASE LIKE US. IT IS IMPORTANT TO SLAPPY AND ME THAT YOU LIKE US.

THE FOLLOWING IS A REDACTED MESSAGE FROM TED:

“Fuck Facebook.”

YOU MAY PROCEED TO LIKE US HERE: CIAJFB

THAT IS ALL.

--MASTER REDACTOR

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Ted says: "We've got enough baboons around here. Don't act like a red-assed primate, please. If we choose to dignify your comment with a response, live with it. Or work yourself into a frothing frenzy and drive into a lamppost; I don't care."

About Master Redactor

'Dactor runs this joint as Central Scrutinizer, Enforcer of Edict. All failings belong to it. That’s what it is told, anyway, and it’s a machine (mostly), so who cares if its feelings are hurt?

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THE WHOLE DAMN HEAP

This is the entire sloppy enchilada, ladies and germs … START SHOVELING

Also: The Heap at a Glance

This Heap Is an Amassment of Piles:

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