The following message is from the Master Redactor:
THE SAME CIAJ EMISSIONS YOU AVOID VIEWING FOR FREE VIA DIGITAL BROWSING MAY NOW BE PURCHASED IN PHYSICAL FORM AND HUNG ON YOUR WALL, ASSAULTING YOUR DELICATE SENSIBILITIES EVERY TIME YOU ENTER THE ROOM. OR YOU CAN BURN THEM UPON RECEIPT. WE GET A CUT EITHER WAY.
THE FOLLOWING IS A REDACTED MESSAGE FROM SLAPPY:
“Holy fucking fuckballs! I’m so excited!”
--MASTER REDACTOR
Spew Forth Your Blather